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Writer: Rubber DuckieRubber Duckie

We never did get anyone to buy Duckald, and he's really been getting on my nerves lately. The other day a young duck shot a water gun at him and barely missed. He looked all triumphant after dodging it and now everyone thinks he's cool. HE HAS NEVER BEEN COOL! At this point I might just have to wait until he's sleeping and ship him to China. They make plenty of rubber ducks there he could give idiotic speeches to. Hoo boy.

 
 
 

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