Despite my best efforts, Duckald has been reinstated as Sales President. I thought I'd have a chance pushing Quackala in... the younger rubber ducks on our team seemed to really like her. Now Duckald has teamed up with some real sick fucks. Oops, typo. I meant ducks, of course. His right hand duck, Beaklon, is truly awful. I think he's severely autistic . Also, I have a sneaking feeling he might be Duckald's side piece. Beaklon owns almost all the bathtubs and he won't share with us other rubber ducks. I think he and Duckald are planning to completely take over the company... I'm not sure how much longer I have. Let this post be a warning... don't let ducktators take control... Oh god, I just saw a flash of orange. Goodbye.
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