Update

Hey there, loyal Duckie Store customers! As you can probably tell, there hasn't been a blog post in quite some time.

Reason: ducks don't have hands. It takes me a few years to write out a post.

Thanks for staying tuned!

Sincerely,

Rubber Duckie

CEO of The Duckie Store

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